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Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.
Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 2, 2024
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Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
by Pigeon- June 8, 2018
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Your grandma

your grandma
by hfvhhf November 22, 2021
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Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall
Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.
by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020
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grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out
by puckeredlips September 9, 2020
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Taking grandma to Applebees

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."
by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017
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The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese woman in her grandmas bathroom
Cooper was a victim of the grandmas bathroom
by 1dk123456789 October 22, 2025
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