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Alley Face

The act of being taken down an alley, and and having sex doggy style...which then results in your face being scraped against a wall. Leaving bruising, scratches or sores.
"Oh mate you have no idea what I got up to last night"
"You can't top me I got alley faced"

"I am totally getting alley faced tonight"
"That'll leave a mark"

"Alley face me, you prick"
by Kimboslice25 September 16, 2011
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cock sucker face

The constant expression on Megan Fox's face. Its Her trademark facial expression that makes her so appealing to men and launched her talentless career.

fuckin, mouth breathing, hot slut.
"Sometimes when that Megan Fox bitch makes that cock sucker face I want to punch her in the mouth cause I cant tell if she is looking snobby and arogant or if she does infact want to suck my cock."
by 123jerk May 6, 2010
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ARF (Angry Resting Face)

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."
"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."
by Eddy 3094A September 30, 2012
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guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex
Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face
by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007
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your mother's face

The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or something.
"u suck"
"ur mother"
"o ya well ur face"
"UR MOTHER'S FACE L0L0L0L0L0L R0X0R PWNED"
by junkyard prince October 14, 2003
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rock your face

To impress, astound, or entertain someone. To "kick ass." The phrase has its origins in the Bon Jovi song "Wanted Dead or Alive," which contains the unintentionally funny line "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." The phrase was popularized by online humorist Seanbaby, whose website boasts "over 40 million faces rocked!" It seems Seanbaby heard the line in the Bon Jovi song, thought it was funny, and made it his own.

The phrase has since found its way into online dialogue, often used facetiously or ironically (similar to modern use of phrases like "stick it to the Man!"), due to the consciously silly nature of the phrase.
"I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." --Bon Jovi
"Over 40 million faces rocked!" -- Seanbaby.com
"This action movie is great. It's gonna rock your face. Hard."
by The Huntsville Horror June 11, 2006
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sideways smiley face

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'
Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by alideet August 5, 2016
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