First Date Fallacy

The fact that when on a first date, a girl is less likely to sleep with someone she really likes and wants to see again and is more likely to sleep with someone who she never wants to date again. This can due to the belief that all her partner is looking for is sex, and once that is achieved he will move on. This can also be due to a woman having sexual drives but no one she is romantically interested in around, so she goes for an easy, convenient target.

"I held out on having sex with the sexy fireman after he took me on the best date ever because I really liked him and wanted to make sure we'd go out again - but I did sleep with my douche bag neighbor after a couple drinks because I realized I didn't care if we had another date. That's the first date fallacy for you."

by Ruby Solitaire June 25, 2012

First Love Syndrome

A blind love for a person because they were your first, where you ignore any problems and think you'll be happy forever. Until you're not.

You so had first love syndrome for her/him

by theflyingjeff March 21, 2017

newtons first law

Objects that stays at rest unless acted upon an unbalanced force

The boxes stays until newtons first law

by Sorniix December 8, 2016

If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger

A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fiesta bowl

(n.) the appearence of the toilet after pissing out your asshole (Poya), as a direct result of eating mexician food.

I would have to admit that I turned the toilet into a fiesta bowl after eating that chile relleno.

by Houndz August 26, 2007

550 First Avenue

A term used to indicate that someone is unbalanced and/or needs to seek medical attention for a mental disorder.

550 First Avenue is the location of the New York University Department of Psychiatry - one of the largest psychiatry faculties of any department in the United States. Whether the subject is neuropsychiatry or psychoanalysis, psychopharmacology or behavorial therapy, positron emission tomography or epidemiology, child psychiatry or geriatric psychiatry, there is an expert in this field.

Dave: "Did you see John last night - acting all weird? The guy is losing it!"
Bob: "Yep, we'll be sending his Christmas card to 550 First Avenue soon enough."

by Bucko_NZ September 30, 2007

first mate

The second in command on a ship (I know).

The person most likely to stab the captain in the back, which is ironic as he should be his closest confidant.

Captain Barbosa was second in command as first mate of the Black Pearl before stabbing his captain Jack Sparrow in the back and taking the ship for his own.

by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006