Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl

Earth day is on Saturday this year.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

Down-to-Earth

Somebody who is genuinely good-hearted and high-spirited. Compassionate and understanding towards others, even strangers.

"We love Jacob! He is so down-to-earth!"

by MaddddMoneyyyyy August 27, 2021

Earth

Big round ball infested with termites (us)

I licked the earth

by Someone not me September 9, 2023

round earth

A fantasy world

Person 1: u know the we living on a round Earth
Person 2: nigga wtf

by :'ykdj February 11, 2018

Cutest mf on earth

Hussain

Hussain is the cutest mf on earth

by Hdjf jf hksnd May 15, 2021

Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022