orgasmic dump

When you have to crap so bad and you have a stabbing pain in your gut, then you crap out everything in your colon. Afterwards you feel so good for hours like you had the best orgasm.

I ran home dubbled over about ready to crap my pants. I sat down on the toilet and took an orgasmic dump. I felt so good and relaxed for hours after my orgasmic dump.

by JustDave September 14, 2013

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dump high

The high you experience after you take a dump especially in the situation when you're prairie doggin' it or when you need to go so bad your knees are weak.

Oh man, I just dropped the deuce and I'm on such a dump high.

by phunkybudda May 28, 2007

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granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

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double dump

taking a shit over someone else's shit

You: Hey Billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
Billy: Yeah.
You: Well no worries. I took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
Billy: Cool...thanks man.

by ctub January 30, 2011

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