front dumping

ejaculation

"I was front dumping my old lady last night, filled her pink pocket and her stink rocket. high five."

by chester99 March 15, 2018

dump high

The high you experience after you take a dump especially in the situation when you're prairie doggin' it or when you need to go so bad your knees are weak.

Oh man, I just dropped the deuce and I'm on such a dump high.

by phunkybudda May 28, 2007

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

double dump

taking a shit over someone else's shit

You: Hey Billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
Billy: Yeah.
You: Well no worries. I took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
Billy: Cool...thanks man.

by ctub January 30, 2011

dumped by text

to dump someone by text message

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!

by You C November 10, 2006

taking a dump

To poop, usually a very large one.

Friend 1: He is so stupid to think 'taking a dump' is buying a city dump

Friend 2: Yup

by stuffrandom December 01, 2017

spunk dump

place for unwanted semen (woman)

see also:
cunt, vagina, twat, minge etc

by Anonymous July 17, 2003