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Daniel

An absolute buffoon. Is one of those smart stupid people, who solves algebra 2 for fun but doesn't know how to ask a girl out. Usually is referred to as a simp by his friends and even by his crush at times. When it comes to being socially awkward and being an absolute clown, Daniel is an expert on that topic. Also is a sexuality killer, makes guys gay and girls lesbian.
"Hey dude did you see that Daniel finally asked out his crush?"
"Really??? Dude took him long enough he's liked this girl since his freshman year and he's a junior."
"Yeah bro, she denied him tho lmao."
by Bwoccoli December 13, 2019
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Damn, Daniel

Daniel is a person commonly seen wearing white vans skate shoes (not to be confused with white vans), a red backpack, and a fly T-shirt. He also usually hangs out with a gay british kid that stalks him.
by BACKATITAGAIN September 4, 2016
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Dani

That one awkward AF ginger whose soul was replaced by a unicorn
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da DANI!
by the no October 19, 2016
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Daniel

A dumbass who is sometimes smart and watches dank memes for a living. Everyone thinks of him as a nerd despite him being academically challenged. He has no life and spends his life staring at a screen. He also has no friends but considers himself "popular".
Friend 1: Wow! Daniel got that question right? I thought he was retarded!

Friend 2: He is but sometimes dank memes can become knowledge...
by DanielsucksPP December 10, 2018
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Daniele

A famous male artist. One of eight children, and from a family very poor. A self taught man even though he quit school in sixth grade to work in order to help support his Mother and family. He is a common man and felt nobody is better or the same. Never accepted handouts or felt entitlement on any level. Never deceived or trapped anyone into a bad business deal. Well respected.
More times than not you can predict the future by looking at history. Based on Daniele's history it is safe to assume he will never steal, lie, or cheat.
by sociology101 August 22, 2011
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John Daniel-ed.

When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??

Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.

Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
by Boydimus December 10, 2010
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chase daniel

Booger eater. One who eats one's own boogers from one's nose while sitting on the sideline at a football game.
The Missouri quarterback decided to chase daniel while sitting on the sideline after throwing four interceptions in the first half of the game against Kansas on November 24, 2007.
by Jayhawker December 9, 2007
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