Geometry Dash is the most impeccably perfect source of entertainment for anybody on the entire planet.
by helloisanyonethere May 20, 2025
Get the Geometry Dash mug.Geometry Dash is a horizontal runner-style game developed and published by RobTop Games. It was released for $1.99 USD on 13 August 2013 for iOS and Android, and for $3.99 USD on 22 December 2014 for Steam. A lite version of the game is available on mobile devices with fewer features, as well as free expansions, Geometry Dash Meltdown, Geometry Dash World and Geometry Dash SubZero, which include exclusive levels.
The player takes the form of different entities with unique mechanics such as a cube, a ball, and a UFO. Using one-touch gameplay, the player must try to navigate through a series of interactive obstacles, movement-shifting transporters and behaviour-manipulating portals to reach the end of levels without crashing, all while listening to exciting music along the way.
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The player takes the form of different entities with unique mechanics such as a cube, a ball, and a UFO. Using one-touch gameplay, the player must try to navigate through a series of interactive obstacles, movement-shifting transporters and behaviour-manipulating portals to reach the end of levels without crashing, all while listening to exciting music along the way.
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I got this from the GD Wiki.
Npesta: OH MY GOD!
Zoink: what
Npesta: I BEAT KENOS
Zoink: Cool, I beat Tidal Wave, worst fail 95%\
Npesta: And Trick and Wpopoff
Zoink: Yep
Doggie: OMG I VERIFIED GRIEF!
Zoink: Aw man time to beat another top 1 :9
*Fails at 99*
Zoink: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST PLAYER HOW?
wpopoff: Maybe you are the best at geometry dash, but I just verified Amythest
Zoink: TWO TOP ONES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zoink: what
Npesta: I BEAT KENOS
Zoink: Cool, I beat Tidal Wave, worst fail 95%\
Npesta: And Trick and Wpopoff
Zoink: Yep
Doggie: OMG I VERIFIED GRIEF!
Zoink: Aw man time to beat another top 1 :9
*Fails at 99*
Zoink: .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST PLAYER HOW?
wpopoff: Maybe you are the best at geometry dash, but I just verified Amythest
Zoink: TWO TOP ONES? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jeremy: "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to beat Stereo Madness."
Bob: "You really must suck at Geometry Dash lol"
Jeremy: "Ok, you try it then."
Bob: *Goes to the search bar and searches 'acheron' and one attempts it*
Jeremy: *yes*
Jeremy: "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to beat Stereo Madness."
Bob: "You really must suck at Geometry Dash lol"
Jeremy: "Ok, you try it then."
Bob: *Goes to the search bar and searches 'acheron' and one attempts it*
Jeremy: *yes*
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