dad shoes

White new balance sneakers with a navy blue N. Something middle age white men wear because they claim they are comfortable. Usually paired with wrangler jeans or khaki pants. Also a form of birth control

I couldn't date him.. he wears dad shoes.

by HyOmin June 23, 2017

dad house

Deep house music your dad listens to.

"come to this great DiY free party, son. All my friends will be there. You'll love it!" - No I won't...

by oz tvc December 29, 2004

Dad weed

Weed that is sort of funky, isn't all that good and it tastes funny, but your dad grew it and gave you a shit ton of it, so there's nothing else to do except smoke it with your buds.

"Smokin' some more of that dad weed are you?"

by Kilgore Troutt April 4, 2015

dad's desk

n. a racial slur that can be used for an race

Came from a misunderstanding about someone's father owning a desk that was once owned by someone infamous.

"I think that dad's desk stole my wallet!"

by Cempire November 11, 2008

deadbeat dad

A divorced father who refuses to support his children who live with his ex-wife and therefore must be forced to pay child support.

Darron and Ellen's father does not help them, so he is a deadbeat dad.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Dad Party

A shock site video where a grown man (bout' 42) is being forcefully penetrated into his anus and mouth. He is being penetrated by 2 shemales.

This shock video is considered one of the least worse ones, not like Tubgirl.

Hey google "dad party"
Okaaayy?
Oh god! What is wrong with you
LOL

by Tubzbuster1 April 23, 2011

your dad

A comeback to kids that make fun of your family.

Kid 1: Your Mom
You: Your Dad

by BadassMemes June 19, 2016