crippelty

The status of an injured/imparied individual (a cripple).

The limping lunatic was proud of his ultimate crippelty.

by Eric from NY April 3, 2008

cripping the grain

noun: to crip the grain; to be chill and relaxed; to be doing some weird shit.

Matt Cropsey was cripping the grain while his friends were in the car.

by thecrops November 25, 2009

Crimping Wheaties

Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.

Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!

Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.

Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!

by Rigon March 4, 2010

crippled

when something is so funny or unbelievable that it just has you crippled

Yoo man she's so funny she got me crippled!

by panicatthecoco May 21, 2016

Crimp

Rudys house

Aye let’s go to the crimp and smoke

by Hshxbsuxjjejd June 4, 2018

Dewcripl (Dew Cripple)

a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew.

"dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mountain dew like an angel taking a bath in cool crystal clear lagoon water"

by Billly bong January 14, 2009

crippler

a severly dissatisfactory state of affairs.

What a crippler! I've got no money left!

by jiggawatt129 May 9, 2003