Creeper

When a woman sits on her hand till it falls asleep. Then uses that number hand to masturbate.

Gee nobody wants to bone this steamy slit of mine. Looks like I'll be giving myself another creeper tonight.

by Bubgnarley November 29, 2020

Creeper

1. A minecarft villian who will occasionally slef-destruct on you.
2. A pervert that likes children

Isaac: "Hey, have you seen Noah around?"
Bob: "No sorry, last time I heard he went to prison for being a creeper

by BigBoyJew August 2, 2019

Creeper

Aw man, so way back in the mine got our pick Axe swinging from side to side, side side to side BECAUSE BABY TONIGHT!! THE CREEPERS TRYING TO STEAL ARE STUFF AGAIN!!! RUN RUN UTILL ITS DONE DONE UTIL THE SUN COMES UP IN THE MORNING BECAUSE BABY TONIGHT!! THE CREEPERS TRYING TO STEAL ARE STUFF AGIAN!! ok i will stop now a creeper is a green penus tat explodes and has no arms

person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUMB CREEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha im a creeper who blew up your plaace haha AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the meme that eats poop September 25, 2020

creeper tshirt

A creeper tshirt is worn by band kids who smell like rabbit ass. If you see someone wearing a creeper tshirt, punch them. They are built different.

Person 1: “THERES A KID WEARING A CREEPER TSHIRT RUN!!!”
Person 2: “I’m gonna punt that fucking kid.”

by vilestslut October 10, 2023

Creeper

An online friend that doesn't want to show you a picture of him/herself and also doesn't want to verbally speak to you through the phone or any other source of communication.

You: "Hey, buddy...can I see a picture of you so that I know who I'm talking to?"

Creeper: "No!"

by Bamboota November 7, 2010

Creeper

A mob in Minecraft

Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind

by Bobby Dawn July 30, 2019

Creeper

Minecraft mob that keeps exploding when you get closer to it

Hey dude there’s a creeper what should I do?! Kill it that’s mostly something that could work

by Your normal self as who May 16, 2022