rap is crap

Bad music. shoudent be considered music. overplayed and has too many followers. makes you wanna take a dump all over what ever sort of rap your listing to.

Omfg what is this rap is crap. *shits on the speaker*.

by Dylan. September 16, 2007

Writer's crap

A condition in which a writer, despite suffering from 'writer's block' insists on continuing the book and writing whatever comes into their head.

See Twilight.

Twilight Fan: Dude, have you read twilight?!
Person: Yeah, I thought Stephenie Meyer was suffering from Writer's Crap all the way through.

by rozkk. August 3, 2009

fap crap and nap

Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.

Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.

Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.

by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016

gone crap

When something does not work in its intended fashion.

"My car gone crap earlier!"

by brapstu March 13, 2022

Criss Angel Crap

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.

I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!

by ezra__factory May 4, 2015

Croc Crap

When you sweat out in the summertime walking while wearing your Croc Shoez you might start to feel a little slippery and gooey/ crappy. When you look in the cr0c SHO3Z its a hot mess of dirt and sweat buildup from your dirty feet.

i was at the waterpark with my kids and my crocs got a case of croc crap. MAN when i got home they were so bad i had to POWWER WASH THEM.

by crocshoezprofessionalB March 13, 2009

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009