Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Crank

When you do a something in a large or long sitting

Dude 1: “He cranks fortnite at 3am”
Dude 2: “Really?!”
Dude 1: “yessir”

by aylathebaddie December 6, 2022

coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023