Cranked

To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you

“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”

by Lipsy May 25, 2024

Crank

People or a person that shows no respect others....especially in a shared house...also known as mongs, retards and scroats.

Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"

Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".

by X GON GIVE IT TO YA January 7, 2016

cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024

Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Crank

Hype. When someone is hyped up or hyper.

Yo Austin is cranked today all he wants to do is crank.

by Taintlicker1 January 10, 2021