cracker jacket

The typical over large, drab sport coat worn by middle age, middle class white men on semi formal occasions.

My dad is wearing his cracker jacket to the neighborhood cookout.

by istoleyourlunch October 11, 2015

Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

by PruneBoy October 29, 2013

cracker fart

The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound.

<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista

by master pog mo fo emma April 03, 2006

cracker barrel

A barrel full of crackers
A Chain of resturaunts full of crackers

lets throw this cracka barrel overboard

damn these old crackas eatin at the fuckin cracker barrel

by Tdowns August 16, 2007

Saltine Cracker

A white person that is very salty, or mad.

"1V1 ME BRO!!! 1V1 ME!! ILL WRECK YOU!!"
"Shut up you saltine cracker"
*distant screeching*

by TheZephyr07 December 30, 2019

mad cracker

british slang for some one who is insane

man that nigel is one mad cracker!

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

cracker spout

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

seal the cracker spout, or it's curtains!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008