control box

n., cun•troll_baucks An excuse for contractors to get inside an unsuspecting customers home to smell their belongings.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I smell- Er, I mean take a look at your control box?"

by Contractor_007 August 24, 2017

Controllerfuckstick

When someone is a Fuckstick with a Controller

If you weren't such a Controllerfuckstick, we'd win this game!

by actuallygarry October 12, 2017

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Control the Beast

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum

Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here

by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018

Control P

Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.

Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?

by Tpatrick March 25, 2019

control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.

Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.

by FerninLove April 2, 2019

Control-hole

A controlling asshole who acts like a brat

Person 1: *keeps nagging about getting in a massive line for coffee*
Rest of group: Sharon, we are not waiting 2hrs for you to get watered down coffee when you don't even like coffee.
Person 1: we are getting in this line whether you like it or not!

Group: Damn, what a Control-hole!

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020