A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
Get the Coffee wienermug. People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016
Get the Coffee Tweakermug. Art made from instant coffee, the coffee is brewed to 3 different strengths creating 3 shades of brown. It is then used as paint to create sepia toned works of art. It is quickly becoming a popular art form championed by Linda Finstad who has created over 1000 coffee paintings. you can see examples at www.famouscoffeeartist.com
by Famous Coffee Artist August 11, 2022
Get the coffee artmug. To talk in an exaggerated New York/Long Island accent, saying words with long vowel emphasis such as coffee becoming cwaufee and dog becoming dowg. Done in imitation of Mike Meyer's character Linda Richman from Coffee Talk sketches on Saturday Night Live. Yiddish terms might be thrown in to enhance the imitation.
Used to add expression or flavor into a sentence, commonly with words that have long vowels, coffee talk is the addition of a New York or Long Island accent with Yiddish words thrown in for fun.
by selurxam December 21, 2022
Get the coffee talkmug. Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.
"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."
by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018
Get the Bank Coffeemug. Someone who will drink coffee anytime anywhere. Doesn’t matter the age or viscosity they will put that black nectar down no matter the cost to reputation or their body.
Kristen: You really going to drink yesterdays coffee from that pot?
Michael: Of course I am.
Kristen: Coffee Skank
Michael: Of course I am.
Kristen: Coffee Skank
by Mrbrkfst May 7, 2021
Get the Coffee Skankmug. by Zim-Zamer April 30, 2014
Get the detroit coffeemug.