An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"
by vballhunk May 31, 2005
Get the Cock Crittermug. Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
by detlionfan April 20, 2009
Get the battle cockmug. A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.
The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker
by MrTea6 June 22, 2003
Get the Cock Blockermug. (n.)
An evening of partying that is garnished with homosexual experimentation directly after. Commonly used with the phrase 'big black dildo'.
An evening of partying that is garnished with homosexual experimentation directly after. Commonly used with the phrase 'big black dildo'.
Person 1: Dude, I have no idea why my o-ring is so sore..
Person 2: Broski, after that third appletini, you went on a total cock rampage.
Person 1: Wait, I had 3 appletinis???
Person 2: Broski, after that third appletini, you went on a total cock rampage.
Person 1: Wait, I had 3 appletinis???
by C-Rea March 10, 2009
Get the Cock Rampagemug. TALKING COCK (v.)
a local Singaporean term meaning either to
talk nonsense or engage in idle banter.
-The Coxford Singlish Dictionary
a local Singaporean term meaning either to
talk nonsense or engage in idle banter.
-The Coxford Singlish Dictionary
by chrome May 27, 2006
Get the talk cockmug. by Legato Grey January 5, 2005
Get the Cock Monglermug. 1. (at the Barnyard) look at that fat cock, what's he been eating?!
2. That fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh
it did fit, wow!
2. That fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh
it did fit, wow!
by designnathan December 12, 2008
Get the fat cockmug.