Cave ape

name for a terrorist, insurgent or of middle eastern heritage

That fu*kin cave ape piece of sh*t!

by sandniggerkiller. October 31, 2011

Cave Ass

1)Having chaffed asshole. When you have wiped your ass a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you ass has become extremely dry or chaffed.

2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.

Cave man 1: Why is Bob walking funny?
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!

by Raadfud May 16, 2012

Jacob Cavesuela

Fits in well, and gets along with all types of people. Can be goofy and playful when he feels like it. Passionate with his heart, making him gentle and kind 89% of the time. Has a secret side, but to find it you must sleep in his bed. Hard-working and will do anything to keep his family together. The kind of man who is so rare, yet perfect. The ideal "man" who is sadly unknown to this generation.

Apperance-wise:
Tall Dark and Handsome ((Lyterally)) a proud Native American with a taste of spanish. Looks irrisistable whether he decides to have long Native hair in a ponytail, or if he decides to have a buzz-cut with a star on the side (=

**My Man <3

the One and Only!

Twilight, has NOTHING on this realistic Jacob Cavesuela.

Passionate Family oriented Native Unknown Handsome

by AlexisbayB August 22, 2011

cavemanning

the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit

"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."

"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."

Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning

by shpawk December 5, 2009

cave troll

A computer programmer with no people skills. Is hidden in the backrooms of the office at all times.

That coder has the people skills of a toadstool. What a cave troll!

by Glamourgal June 5, 2005

Caveman

An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked

Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?

Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman

by Killa Mix Masta April 23, 2009

bats out of a cave

semi solid high speed poo.

i shouldn't have eaten that chilli, i just had to crap and it was like bats out of a cave.

by flimbit January 28, 2010