Christian hustler

street savvy hustler that had Christian ethics to him/her. they prefer to be less known and act like a pitiful beggar to rip off your money.

drug dealer: wanna buy some weed?

Christian hustler: no f---ing way. ima poor beggar, cant afford that.

drug dealer: aww...im so sorry, here have a grand on me.

Christian hustler: <whispers to himself> thanks for your money loser!

by El Padrino Arriba October 24, 2009

fake Christian

A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.

Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

pseudo-Christian

Characterizes an individual who follows the beliefs of the Christian church but fails to apply them in his/her daily actions. Primary philosophy? "I can get right with the Lord on Sunday."

A pseudo-Christian believes in staying celibate, but apparently oral sex does not fall in to this category, since there is no chance of pregnancy.

by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

Amway Christian

Amway Christian is fundamentalist Christian who has forgotten the original message of Jesus Christ- to help the less fortunate. Amway Christians subvert the message to instead become a celebration of how rich Jesus has made them. Socially conservative Christians who utilize multi-level marketing, akin to Amway Corporation, combining Christianity and capitalism without seeing the contradiction.

"This Church parking lot is full of Mercedes and Lexuses.
The Amway Christians must be having their bible study meeting."

by That's right May 5, 2006

Christian

A free-spirited crazy person.You don't care what people think but you trust no one. You have a good heart but will go coastal on someone if they get on your bad side! Christian is cool!

You're not like Christian, you're boring.

by Gogoooman43 April 9, 2017

Christian Rock

Something you have ready to scare off a bad blind date.

If you play it, they will run.

by yaoigirlproxy January 26, 2005

Hebrew Christian

noun
noun: Hebrew Christian; plural noun: Hebrew Christians

1.A person who claims to be Hebrew but still believes in Jesus (or black Jesus with a hebrew name), and His teachings in the new testament

Origin: Christianity

Ex. That Hebrew Christian is covered in the blood of Jesus!

by Zion Gary October 13, 2016