bum bats

bits of shit and toilet paper that get stuck in bum hair following a visit to the shitter. Resembles bats hanging in caves.

Dang, I got a bunch of itchy bum bats hangin in my butt crack.

by JackSparrow24 February 13, 2008

Bum Juice

Bum Juice - 1. A cheap alcoholic drink, Mostly off brand malt liquor. 2. Any form of "street" brewed or distilled alcohol, made by homeless for the homeless. *note stay far from the latter definition, should only be used in small portions.

"Look Jo is so poor all she brought was some bum juice"

by Gayden Peel September 27, 2005

bum sack

A sack that four or more bums crap in because they have no toilet

paper or plastic and sucks if rips

by Mich2 September 8, 2005

bum-shagger

pronoun: Any person who commits sodomy, anal congress or butt-fucking.

noun: any utensil used in the act of anal congress. Dildo, butt-plug, cucumber...any phalic object.

Bum-shaggery
Verb: The action of engaging in anal congress, with the intent to bring pleasure. This term is used in a romanticized way in by the "SCA" types who are playing pirates or commoners.

Man, see that wench over there? I hear she's a bit of a bum-shagger. Let's see if she'll have a go at the bum-shaggery, wot?

Hand me that bum-shagger there, and let's see if we can make it gape wide!

by Xanthrant February 20, 2006

Bum Bogey

Small brown nuggets of faeces that fall out of one's anus.

See bum nuggets

Ian keeps picking bum bogeys out of his arse and flicking them at Simon.

by mercunium November 24, 2003

bum rob

To anally violate, or otherwise rectally penetrate, a medical student, often against their will.

Christ, I totally bum robbed him last night!

by Reuben Wu June 4, 2006

Bum Darts

The act of one man sticking his penis into the rectum of another man's, repeatedly making it go in and out, until ejaculation.

Hey, Lance Bass, its me, Elton John, are you good at bum darts?

by heyheyho February 2, 2007