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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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expensive bullshit

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.
by Spartan Kong June 8, 2014
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Bullshit

What people say when they don’t believe you.
Man1: I didnt fuck your ho!
Man2: Bullshit!
by Dontuseyourrealname691738 February 28, 2019
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bullshit rapper

A person who’s always talking bullshit. They talk so confident and fluent just like their rapping.
That bob is a bullshit rapper.
by The queen ruirui March 17, 2022
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Bullshit

A bull 🐂 that had a shit💩
This large mass too a big steamin bullshit.
by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021
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Bullshit

Relating to court and the law.
‘Great, I have to go through this bullshit again.’
I thought as I walked into the courtroom.
by C&Y BS December 25, 2018
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Big Book of Bullshit

aka. the "holy" Bible.
- The rainbow is the sign of God!
- As written in the Big Book of Bullshit right?
by H4ppyF4ce August 4, 2021
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