The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
Get the The Brown Snakemug. Brown-Brow: Brown-brow is the result of someone having fecal matter smeared across their forehead in the typical "unibrow" fashion.
by jwhembree February 19, 2009
Get the brown browmug. Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019
Get the Baked Brownemug. ahhhh another great shift at station 9. "see you later bob finger in the brown " what does that even mean "i don know"
by North end bob May 25, 2018
Get the Finger in the brownmug. by blockrader September 3, 2009
Get the brown goblinmug. The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
Get the Brown Winemug. The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.
by Will & Chris May 23, 2006
Get the brown golfmug.