brown mosquito

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off
Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!
by brown_mosquito April 09, 2014
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Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
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browne academy

A school in Alexandria Virginia that has good teachers and has the grades K-8. But if you do not give more then 70,000 a year the school is trash to you
by Lola La November 15, 2016
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brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).
Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.
by Don McGueef May 26, 2014
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brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact
Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.
by Rod Byron January 16, 2018
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brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there
"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"
by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011
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brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet
Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.
by shockalala July 20, 2014
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