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british

a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.
hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.
by A offline gamer November 8, 2022
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british cars

British cars always never fail... to fail
by —tails May 1, 2018
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British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.
American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane
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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
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British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth
British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*
by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024
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British people

British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.
Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“

Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”
by TheEndDragon April 14, 2023
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
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