Dragon Bottle Skeet

The act of emptying out a shampoo bottle then replacing the shampoo with skeet that you have saved for a couple of weeks. Resulting into a sticky raised hairstyle on the person who uses it, similar to the hairstyle on the old anime, Dragon Ball Z.

Samantha took Francis's shampoo bottle and emptied it out. She then inserted her dick into the bottle and released herself. Not knowing, Francis used the shampoo bottle. His hair resulted in a style similar to Goku and he said "Oh fuck I just got a shitload of Dragon Bottle Skeet."

Dragon Bottle Skeet by ChinkyChiChongChingSquint December 15, 2006

decoy bottle 

when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.

I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!

decoy bottle by rodger leininger December 16, 2007

glass bottle beeramid 

EPIC

Exactly what it sounds like...a glass bottle beeramid

glass bottle beeramid by cj86 December 14, 2010

Happy Bottle 

A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.

We used to make Happy Bottles and bring them to school, be drunk by lunch.

Happy Bottle by bitcheslovethed December 9, 2012

beer bottle jocker 

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

beer bottle jocker by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

dodgy bottle 

A 2 litre bottle at least half full of spirits, usually drunk in public to get absolutely wasted. Usually ends badly

Owen got sick after he drank too much from the dodgy bottle

dodgy bottle by dablord34 May 25, 2019

squirt bottle

A hood definition of a person who masturbate and drinks alcohol.

Whoa that dude in that house is a squirt bottle nevers calls for my bitches.

squirt bottle by handle123 November 9, 2019