decoy bottle

when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.

I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!

by rodger leininger December 16, 2007

glass bottle beeramid

EPIC

Exactly what it sounds like...a glass bottle beeramid

by cj86 December 14, 2010

Happy Bottle

A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.

We used to make Happy Bottles and bring them to school, be drunk by lunch.

by bitcheslovethed December 9, 2012

beer bottle jocker

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

dodgy bottle

A 2 litre bottle at least half full of spirits, usually drunk in public to get absolutely wasted. Usually ends badly

Owen got sick after he drank too much from the dodgy bottle

by dablord34 May 25, 2019

squirt bottle

A hood definition of a person who masturbate and drinks alcohol.

Whoa that dude in that house is a squirt bottle nevers calls for my bitches.

by handle123 November 9, 2019

gatorade bottle

Makeshift bong, usually made by burning holes into a plastic bottle with a lighter and then using hoses as downstems with bits of aluminium cut out for the CP

Mate, just get yourself a billy, those piece of shit gatorade bottles reek

by dr3wske3 March 30, 2022