Aurora Borealis

Apocalypse every year occurring on Christmas Eve because you are in a time loop.

Neil: Is this the first time that you've ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?
Neil's date: This is too scary for me actually. I'm leaving.
Neil: Baby it's cold inside don't leave me here alone!

by homo gay June 24, 2021

when im bored

a youtube video that was made to give teenage boys a boner by having a 14 year old girl dance for them

bro did you watch when im bored yesterday i watched it all day

by hi definitions November 2, 2015

bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."

by Chise Patt May 9, 2009

Barefaced liar

A person who pretends to have an illness or disability so they don't have to wear a mask.

She was making it up to get out of wearing a mask, the barefaced liar!

by Playahuasca July 22, 2020

Counter-bore

To be burned (insulted) or bested past ther point of drilling or reaming.

Because after drilling a surface one would ream it, after that one would counter-bore it so that the head of the screw is sunk into the surface.

Joe: Man, you got drilled!
Bob: No, you got reamed!
Frank: Shut up guys, he got his ass COUNTER-BORED!!!!
Joe and Bob: DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!

by Crazy-Legs September 20, 2005

'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!

this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

Bored

if your looking at this then get on AIM and IM "slobber22" and tell all your friends to do the same thing.

you:hey
slobber22:i'm a dumbfuck
you:your mom's a dumbfuck

by Not a menace 2 south central while drinkin my juice in the hood. March 29, 2005