BLEEKER BLOCKER

ej's response to B-words who are just making sounds come out of their mouf that have nothing to do with what they are really talking about or getting at...

sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT

her: so... like, wait... what are? i dunno if we can go... can you get me that jacket
when you are rich and fame-?

me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!!

her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY

by ej the rock star April 15, 2007

bonkers

The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.

My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.

by QuacksO June 29, 2016

Becker

Someone who is a wimpy kid at a MPS school. Normally starts stuff and don't follows up on the stuff he/she pulled.

Kid 1: Oh, God! He just another Becker!

Kid 2: Wow, I used to look up to that kid.

by Thekidwhoisakidthatgoestomps January 25, 2011

cock blocker

my mom. missy hartzog

P1: i was trying to get my freak on with some chick but my mom cock blocked and stopped my game.

P2: man whata bitch. your mom needs to be euthanized. she is such a cock blocker!

P1: word! agreed!

by ihatemymom September 16, 2010

Bonker

A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.

Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !

by SheletreCina May 21, 2010

Stone bonker

A person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. Person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.

Stone Bonker: If Princess Diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

You: You're a complete stone bonker.

See stoner

by Jodders September 29, 2009

Bockerson

A filler word for nearly every year meaning (often sexual). Has various meanings, can be used interchangeably in a lot of scenarios.

“Hey did you go to the pumkin bockerson?”
Or more commonly:
“My bockerson hurts!”

Dude that guys bockerson was pretty awesome, He hit that bockerson pretty dang good.

by Vermtheworm October 6, 2022