Bike Ride

A code term used for closet gay men to enlist other closet gay men into having gay butt sex with them. This term usually precedes phrases such as "I'm so happy!"
Happy meaning "gay" or "the feeling you have after a great fuck."

Guy #1: Anyone want to go on a bike ride with me?
Guy #2: nah, man I'm good.
Guy #3: That would be fantastic!

a half hour later

Guy#1: I'm so HAPPY right now!!
Guy#3: This is the happiest I've ever been!

by Johnny Paulson April 10, 2009

ride my bike

a pimp song by "the pack"; also a phrase that says "go do something"

i'm bored. i'm gonna go ride my bike.

by darnell larson January 8, 2007

Bike sheds

Where kids go to smoke during break at school.

Let's go havva ciggie at break, meet you behind the bike sheds.

by Chcvjvgccc January 26, 2011

Blake

A very great guy who you'll fall in love with. But be careful, he'll probably fall for your 'best friend'.He is really attractive. He has a deep voice with a sweet country accent. He plays the guitar, like a boss.
He's so sweet, and has a big heart. He puts up with a lot of crap from you, though he may not deserve it. If you're lucky enough to have a Blake, don't take him for granted.

Are you on the phone with Blake?
Yeah, why?
He's amazing.
I know.

by BreeKayThreeKay October 6, 2011

swedish bike ride

(noun) Anal sex while standing.

I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.

by Dr. Chone, Ph.D. May 13, 2005

Blake

A mega faggot that plays fortnight.

Wow that guys such a Blake, he’ll always be a virgin.

by MegaOof March 10, 2018

Blake and Cole

Best friends and a combined team of greatness. Commonly known as Carlos Leroy and Leonard Angelo. Full of many amazing achievements. The stage set by these strapping, young men is truly majestic and astonishing.

Blake and Cole are animals in bed.

by Longshot Johnson November 27, 2009