A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
by The Shelled One's Disciple July 30, 2021
Get the Mike Townsendmug. Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».
Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
by BrianWilsonTheRapper August 17, 2018
Get the Mike Lovemug. by Wuuut1276 April 21, 2019
Get the Wild Mikemug. A referee in scottish football who sits with an ipod in and listens to 'The Sash' and sings ' humpty King *illy sat on a wall ' to his inbred kids. hates anything catholic, and only if a celtic player was actually stabbed in the box would he give the penalty....maybe.
Famous cheating orange hun bastard
Famous cheating orange hun bastard
Bhoy - Daddy whos the man in black clothes who ironically has specsavers on his top ?
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise
by 3 in a Row October 22, 2008
Get the Mike McCurrymug. Very talented person a Mike-Tew is often the most loving person you will ever meet they also white dudes. Tews for Tew
by PeachesofMillTown September 2, 2018
Get the Mike-Tewmug. by Urban3000 August 13, 2023
Get the Mike Matassamug. Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.
Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!
by Sloth23 June 20, 2008
Get the Mike Maneuvermug.