Welcome Bat

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.

The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.

by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010

rubber bat

Another word for dildo, or a fake penis. A softer more flexible penis that is usually a color of purple.

My wife only likes the rubber bat more then my meat stick

by helicopterfood November 28, 2011

Bat-ish

This term is used when a woman is acting vulgar and wild / of yamhead behaviour.

Why da gyal deh a move suh bat-ish

by K.T_trashhhhh March 28, 2020

bat fest

short way of saying batty /gay /homo

"Yo this is a straight bat fest up in hurrr"

by peroxideandnicotine October 16, 2008

Chilled Bats

Chilled bats are a group of fat and ugly homosexuals that plague the world by being extremely smelly.

Hey those are Chilled Bats. I know I hate those dumbasses

by Mickeyplay Mihaa November 24, 2022

Sweat Bat

A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.

Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.

Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!

Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.

June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 30, 2010

bolo bat

A big blunt. Bolo=big(size) ; Bat= a baseball bat(shape)

Person 1 “check out this big a** blunt”
Person 2 “man.. that’s a bolo bat right there
Person “You already know”

by bolobatmaster September 2, 2019