Baseadicking

The act of eating a baseball and then shoving your erect penis into a mouse.

Stop baseadicking that mouse man.

by xbooperx May 29, 2018

base dige

It's a persian word that means it's enough and it is used to tell somebody to stop doing something.

Base dige, you have wounded us.

by Wounded guy August 16, 2018

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

based-posting

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.

My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.

by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021

basedandpisspilled

niche instagram page. Best instagram page to ever exist

omg have you seen the last basedandpisspilled post ? it’s so funny

by basedandpisspilledfan October 5, 2021

Based

Based in reality

I am based

by HippyDippyKippy August 29, 2021