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fake n bake

To fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion
hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday
by maricona July 26, 2006
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Half baked Intellectualism

Half baked Intellectualism refers to individuals whos only merit or credibility in relation with either political or social topics or matters lies explicitly upon their research and study and not backed with any level of first hand personal experience. therefore lacking any level of true or real incite and understanding of the mentioned topics or issues. Whereby they simply recite the works of others and thus fancy them selves to be knowledgeable and educated. Without having made any real contribution to the discussion or issue at hand.
The best way to summarise Half baked Intellectualism. Is to say that

Mike who has his whole life lived in a free society and thus has never experienced first hand the horrors of tyranny or subjugation, but has a Masters degree in political science. Writes a book addressing his views in relation with life under tyranny and suppression.
by Baron Neville June 29, 2015
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Baked oil rubdown

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.
With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.
by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020
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wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped
"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"
by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009
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fake-n-bake

A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."
by Flori August 21, 2005
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