by VillainV3 July 19, 2016
Get the Cream Cheese Bagelmug. When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot
by Lmpease March 14, 2025
Get the Jewish kike bagelmug. The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
Get the Bagel the Beaglemug. A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.
Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.
by NiceWaters December 20, 2015
Get the pleasure bagelmug. The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.
Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.
by Jopronas August 5, 2022
Get the yellow bagel fevermug. This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.
by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021
Get the Bagel Mememug. Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024
Get the Halapeno Creamcheese Bagelmug.