long bacon

the act of placing one's thumb on one's nose whilst wiggling the extended fingers of the same hand. This is a childish act, similar to sticking out the tongue.

Mum, Billy just pulled long bacon at me

by marzipanSteve March 11, 2008

bacon pony

a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!

person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!

by Cranberry Applehead November 11, 2010

Fanny Bacon

The term given to a females vagina, inparticar the flaps!

I fancy some fanny bacon for breakfast, ive got the sausage!

by mumjacker January 11, 2010

Pussy bacon

A sex position, When u smashing a bitches pussy up and u eating bacon at the same time.

Man last night i pussy baconed that girl up.

by Tyrone on the beat June 06, 2017

bacon box

Female sexual organ, meaning the flaps look like strip of gorgeous bacon...........

mmm

Phil porked Roz up the bacon box

by Spitroast September 27, 2006

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 23, 2003

bacon beacon

that one poor guy in your school who all the fat and ugly chicks get crushes on, and is too nice of a guy to say no to a date with any of them

Jack: poor dave man. hes going on a date with kelly tonite.
Jacob: the 200 pounder?!?! dudes such a bacon beacon

by skitches101007 January 31, 2007