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alphabetarded

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.
Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.
by bigoleBEEMer December 12, 2008
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alphabet squad

A reference to various government agencies, such as (but not limited to) the C.I.A., F.B.I., D.E.A. etc.
"Uh oh. It looks like someone is getting a visit from the alphabet squad."
by peko June 15, 2012
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Alphabet

A set of letters.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

That's the English alphabet!
by Eggy543 June 19, 2019
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sigma alpha epsilon

sigma alpha epsilon is a group of people in a greek organizaation that was founded in 1856
one of the coolest groups ofdudes
boys clubs.. what?!
most diverse
i thought about pledging for sigma alpha epsilon...who wouldnt
by tuyshort February 1, 2008
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emo alphabet

A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason.

B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot.

C is for Clone; they are all alike.

D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo.

E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up.

F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life.

G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes.

H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs.

I is for I; because that is all they think about.

J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun.

K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence.

L is for Love: because they cry so much about it.

M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends.

N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists.

O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining.

P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it.

Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts.

R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation.

S is for Scars; up and down their arms.

T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink.

U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are.

V is for Virgin; no reason at all...

W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more.

X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel.

Y is for Youth; among many things wasted.

Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
Dick: ...Want, X-acto, Youth, and Zero.
Jane: What was that song you were singing, Dick?
Dick: It is the emo alphabet, from our book "Emo With Dick and Jane."
by Melizzie March 27, 2008
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alpha male

1. The (male) leader of a pack, usually earned his place through instilling fear in others. The pack is usually smarter than the alpha male, but is more afraid to have him as an enemy than a friend. Through evolution, however, the original alpha male behavior is becoming different; what was once fear of the leader himself, has now become fear of whatever the alpha male considers a threat to him. Despite the rank or power the alpha male may achieve through his methods in society, it is still a primitive role to have, due to the selfish nature of his life. Rest assured, if the pack ever had the chance, they would probably remove his role from their society without hesitation.

2. The dudes that pick who they want on their shitty teams in gym class. Arch nemesis of the nerd-people.
1. President Bush is an alpha male, if you know what I mean.
2. Greg, the alpha male, picked Scott for his dodgeball team; everyone thinks it's because Scott is well-built, but really Greg is just a closet homosexual and will jerk off to a picture he has of Scott when he gets home. He will then watch Sex in the City and drink cranberry juice.
by Douglas Young October 6, 2007
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alpha male

the term alpha male comes from a study on wolves that was proven false by the author so it's really a bunch of dumb guys who watches femenist wreckt compilations on youtube and they are most likeley around the age of 14-17
he claims to be an "alpha male" what a dumbass
by fat loser lol September 6, 2021
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