Archie

Someone who likely has chlamydia due to outrageous man-whorishness. May also have other STIs/STDs, you never know, because he constantly gets with masses of girls, without protection.

My friends such an archie, he has to have every STI under the sun he's been with that many girls.

by thepsychicruskie January 10, 2010

archon

Some kind of nobleman in ancient Greece.

I'm an archon, I don't need ta put up wit' dis shit.

by Fred-o January 15, 2004

archive

Accruance of material since a set point, or since the beginning of a derived point of time.

The ancient archive!

by larstait October 15, 2003

Archmagus

A person who uses raw arcane energies to create magic via long-winded incantations that usually take several hours to utter. A master of this skill usually anticipates attack before it happens and starts uttering the curse or spell in their head hours before their opponent appears. It is a very powerful form of magic, however leaves the user completely drained at the end of the spell due to the nature of the magical energies used in the incantation. They are often killed before a battle by an assassin or another magician of a different class. It is an extremely hard to combat magic and requires immense concentration because of how much your mind is attacked by illusionists and demons and psychics. Unlike most magics practiced, this field is comprised of entirely dark and evil natured magic. It usually takes hundreds of thousands of years to master this particular skill and those that do can utter the incantations in less than a second. Be forwarned, if you ever practice this type of magic, write you own incantations in covenant with God or nature so that you do not become demonicly or spiritually possessed.

Alimar the Great, The Archmage(also and archmagus due to his mastery of every class and subclass of magic and alchemy) of Echelon Aelor, Xelor the Wise, and Athena Goddess of Wisdom

by Elanil November 4, 2009

archery

A sport in which several key terms refer to the male sex organ, such as "cockfeather" and "shaft".

In archery, the teacher reminds us to "knock up with the cock up"

by anne ahni mous May 12, 2004

Archie

An absolute douche of a guy

That guy is such an Archie!

by Barco July 3, 2014

Golden Arches

1. The global fast food chain that also has tremendous property holdings.
2. A pun on them - their fries when eaten in significant quantities make your shit turn gold - so your ass turns into the golden arches when they are on the way out
3. In sex - when two people urinate on one person

1. "I just smoked a huge joint, time to go to the Golden Arches"
2. "Man, after the bar I went to the Golden Arches and the next day I had to deal with the Golden Arches."
3. "..."

by Shekky O'Hare McBeeferson March 15, 2009