April 9th

April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)

Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!

by bigod February 23, 2021

April 26

The most beautiful girl was born

It’s April 26
Yeah Sammy decelie was born on that day

Oh that makes sense

by Dylan❤️ October 28, 2019

april 17th

National boyfriend appreciation day

Girl#1:did you know April 17th is national bf appreciation day
Girl#2guuurl no didn't gotta get me a man before that

by Poop0111 April 16, 2018

april 21st

penis

he has a big april 21st

by PPen15 May 28, 2018

April 20th

Adolf Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a town in Austria-Hungary (in present-day Austria), close to the border with the German Empire. He was christened as "Adolphus Hitler". He was the fourth of six children born to Alois Hitler and his third wife, Klara Pölzl.

IT'S APRIL 20TH , LETS GET HIGH !

by Rose503City5150 June 27, 2019

April 10th

The day you will begin an amazing journey. The start of all things epic.

Ask joe about April 10th

by Hoodoocat October 16, 2019

April 13th

National shut the fuck up day

Oh it's April 13th, you know what that means.

by jdjsnffjdkdnnfsk April 12, 2021