Butt Chuck It

Suck it, fuck it , butt chuck it..

(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.

by tdef December 27, 2016

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 01, 2017

butt throwup

Horrible wet beer shits.

I drank all night long, now I'm hungover and have butt throwup.

by Lassie1 May 08, 2007

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 20, 2011

butt whiff

The foul -- yet sometimes pleasant -- odor that emits from the behind of a person who, usually, is unaware of the problem. Take note, though, that this is not akin to a fart, but rather the result of untamed butt-cheeks that contain the remnants of doody, old hairs, weasels and other objects that gain smelly-momemtum with age.

During intercourse: "Cindy, I'm sorry, but doing you from behind is simply unbearable due to your butt whiff"

During observational conversation: "Jim, did you just catch Mary's butt whiff as she walked by? Disgusting!"

by Hamilton P May 11, 2007

Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.

Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.

by Ken Kennedy June 13, 2012

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! February 28, 2012