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American Vacation

The period of unemployment between being laid off and starting a new job.

The duration of an American Vacation can vary from a few weeks to multiple years.

The term originated as a way of noting the relatively poor vacation time offerings of most American employers. For many overworked Americans, being laid off provides the only significant vacation time they will ever receive.
"John is on an American Vacation, so he is busy updating his resume."
by Mattomondo November 5, 2012
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American Dad

A great tv show commonly watch by younger adults it is about a dad who works in the C.I.A and his family.
Jake: Did you watch the last episode of American Dad? Sam: Yeah Stan really got the buisness
by Someguy173 October 18, 2018
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Good American

A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.
Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.
by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006
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American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.
"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."
by NYC January 20, 2006
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Colorless American

A person that lacks or has little pigment in their skin (Also known as 'white') and they are a United States national.
Why do colorless americans feel threatened by colorful americans? I don't know my dear boy.. My best guess is either color envy,, or penis envy. :)
by We Know April 22, 2007
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American Samolia

A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.
American Samolia is still awfully neglected by the United Sporks
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017
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American blowjob

American Blowjob is when an American girl rubs a hot dog between her tits while you are masturbating and then proceeds to eat the hot dog but instead of mayonnaise she uses your cum.
Linda gave me the best American blowjob ever yesterday!
by Zefabolous May 29, 2016
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