Alex

a really stubbotn prick that is a caustic person with suicidal tendancies. Usually the most emotionally damageable.

Joe:(sacarsm) You suck dick! (hehe)

Alex:FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' PRICK I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH ME!!!

by anon1010010101001sdnk May 16, 2013

Alex

That kid who hates us

Why does alex still hate us?

by T0h0tt0handle September 14, 2014

Alex

A fuckin annoying bitch really gay has a small dick and has a lot of pubs

Alex has a small penis

by 8373782828828 October 28, 2015

Alex

The most annoying creature on earth with glasses and could ever exist. If you meet him, kill him. Let me make that straight for you. Kill. Him.

Oh look! It's Alex. KILL HIM!

by TheFoxNinja March 9, 2016

Alex

A retard from Belgium

Stupid alex

by guitaringman April 27, 2009

Alex

A person who has a dick that a girl could settle down with.. but later rejects her because of her hairy pussy.

Damn, that guy is a total Alex, I'd never need another dick.

I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.

by kendui69 July 25, 2011

Alex

Alex is the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You are what you eat. He gets turned on by food. Don't try & take his food because you might lose a finger. He plays football, & lowkey watches baseball too. Alex is the definition of "Hit it & Quit it" his dick thinks for itself. If you come across an Alex just turn the other way because they have no chill.

You are such an Alex I can't believe you said that!

by Pwoww June 10, 2014