Gary

To bail on an event last minute.

Awe man, we're going to be one short. Fucking Chad pulled a Gary and texted me this morning that he can't get out of work.

by Chester 351654 July 14, 2022

Gary Bollans

A reference to the male reproductive organs, testicles or eggs.

She was so angry with him for having a bad game that she kicked him right in the Gary Bollans

by Supersimo0 August 10, 2006

Happy Gary

Happy Gary is this little fellow right here - ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ. He is called this because his name is Gary and he is very happy. Happy Gary lives to be worshipped. We are all lesser beings when faced with the magnificent beauty that is Happy Gary.

Person 1 - hello, do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
Person 2 - oh god, is it Jesus?
Person 1 - no, not someone as fictitious as him. I am, of course, referring to the lord himself Happy Gary. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

by PugISuppose November 23, 2021

Gary Neville

someone who twerks for everyone except his own club

Stop being a Gary Neville and celebrate the goal

by Uncertain_Heisenberg November 5, 2023

Gary Xu

Gary is a dumb boy but he does pack over 8 inches xx. he wants to be a pornstar when he grow up. has huge crush on will

gary is a dumb boy Gary Xu

by BigDickBandito69 November 24, 2021

Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

by yummy_thick April 15, 2019

gary ablet

The thing your mar takes when she's on a low

Hey mum ,so I hear your back on the gary ablets now you fat slag

by the kud May 22, 2014