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NOUN

Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.

They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.

by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012

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Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

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sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

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Snowman Jizz

A shot consisting of:
Rumple Minze
Rumchata
Kahlua
&Cream

I just had a hankering for snowman jizz, so I just had to ask the bartender for some.

by Drunksiblings March 4, 2016

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Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

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