zipity

A lazy, self righteous prick who thinks he's better then everyone and owns all. A total half-assed attempt at being a human being or a person. He's married, and has kids, but speaks with a heavy lisp, enough to make you think that he's a raging homosexual.

Oh my god, look at that zipity, he's such a zipity do da.

by someone who cant spell anynomous. August 31, 2005

zippy

another word for scooter fairly new word on the scooter scene

me: hey kid that one slick zippy

zippy owner: thanks

by adrian o. February 23, 2011

Zipper Sex

To have sex without even being naked…

Could be oral or penetrating sex…

Just opening the zipper and that's it

last Shaana and me had zipper sex… i even did not see her naked…

I did zipper sex to Joe in the movies… (a bj in the movies lol)

by Rumentino September 1, 2011

zippo

1. Zero. Nothing, nada, zilch.

The score is ten to zippo.

by 5'11"racer November 11, 2006

Zipper Solo

1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.

2.) A clever way to piss off a pissant town in the northern New York region.

1.) The only way this song could be any better is if there were a zipper solo!

2.) He played a zipper solo, and now the town of West Port is chasing him with pitchforks and torches.

by Cuz Kev September 1, 2005

zipper merge

When the entering cars merge one by one into each space between the cars already on the road, like the notches on a zipper.

First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.

Jon Stewart: The hallmark of civilization is the every other car merge - the zipper merge - at tunnels.

by selenology September 6, 2010

zipper

an opening that goes up and down that is usually on articles of clothing or a bag of some sort.

My zipper came undone when we bent over.

by eden March 14, 2003