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Your Mom 

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.
Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.
Your Mom by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022

Your Mom 

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback
Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;

your mom 

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.
Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom
your mom by yamooni January 24, 2022

Your mom 

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
Your mom by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Your Mom 

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.
Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"
Your Mom by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

Your mom 

The most common comeback to ever be created in history.
Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch