Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018

Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.

*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass

by Donovan and Keoki roadhome kid May 30, 2018

WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE

ANY GRAFFITI WALL.

DON'T START

PEDOPHILE IS HERE. GUESS WHO

WORD UUUUUUP!!!!

WORD UP = STRIP.EAT SHIT

WHERE R U DORK? WHERE ARE Y0U?

Are you phishing for a complement with AS notice it seems as ask this question to the GEAFFITI PEOPLE WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? and you notice only a PEDOPHILE will write that but please click with your excessive bread SEDAP CHUPAR and feed the PELICANS as they have a large sales force but you will always find a MAVERICK somewhere first in line is WHO SUCKS SHIT REAL GOOD.

Hey you have to START EATING SHIT THERE as all you do is ask the honest question WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE ???? and open your mouth wide SWISH SWISH and do SWALLOW THE SHIT CHICKEN BALLS..

ALAN I WALDMAN when you go for your SOCIAL security be sure to mention I saw the SIGN EAT SHIT DICK SHITEATER PERFECT as WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? so you can get a higher benefit which is SUCK MY ANUS as please produce more SHIT FOR MORE TO EAT CRAIG , ROBERT AND BRAD as large as PENNY'S SIZE.

As SHITEATER ask WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? and remember SHITEATER CUM AFTER 122 MINUTES.

If somebody asks you WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? just ask WHERE IS THE PERFECT SHITEATER DICK?

WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? 229 = T0 B00 J00 EAT SHIT B00 T00 and 129 = FUCKING EAT P00P!!!!

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 17, 2022

Where are the cameras?

A phrase used when somebody thinks another person is joking and they can't be serious.

Principal: Since you used your phone in class, I will have to suspend you for 3 days.
Student: Where are the cameras? This is insane!

by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022

Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?

Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo

by Cdpslayer November 28, 2022