whateverthefuck

A friend that is officially only a friend, but you really want to cuddle with / take care of them (and maybe go down on them in your imagination), but you gotta be really careful because you aren't single and you don't want your partner to think you're cheating because you definitely aren't actually cheating, but your imaginary fantasies about your friend are really strong, so you need a phrase to describe your percieved not-quite-girlfriend.

"Heyyyyy, I totally had a wet dream about my whateverthefuck last night."

"Wow be careful. Don't tell your boyfriend."

by Macaronibeef April 21, 2022

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.

Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.

by liprox May 14, 2022

whateveritis

whateveritis

Whateveritis

by RFazio May 17, 2022

whatevavaaaaancakkxks

a derogatory term used to blatantly disregard someone instead of insulting them like most slurs

Person 1: I forgot what I was going to say

Person 2: whatevavaaaaancakkxks

Person 1: Hey man, not cool.

by theguycon May 26, 2022

whateverian

Whateverian is a person who can eat whatever they like Or that taste good to them

I’m a whateverian so basically I can eat whatever I like the taste good to me within reason of trying to be healthy

by Litt1e.mouse June 17, 2022

whateverian

Whateverian Is a person who basically eat whatever they want whether it is good to them keeping it healthy

I used to be a vegetarian but now I am a whateverian so I can basically whatever I want within a healthy menu

by Litt1e.mouse June 17, 2022

whateverian

A whateverian is someone who eats whatever they like or whatever taste good to them While trying to maintain a healthy menu

I’ve tried to be a vegetarian and vegan but now I’ve decided I’m just going to stay a whateverian

by Litt1e.mouse June 17, 2022