period war

When two girls who are on their periods hang out and are exceptionally bitchy to each other

Man I'm sure Sierra and Hannah had a period war last week.

by Rodericlaw5 June 24, 2014

war scootch

a soldiers overseas girlfriend

"mika is my war scootch"

by mika.chan January 25, 2008

pubic wars

You pull out all your pubic hairs then you make it into a sword and fight to the death using cum as armor.

“I fought in the long Pubic Wars of ‘02”

by peen king December 16, 2019

War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

by ramses0 September 4, 2009

Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.

Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride

by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010

Volume War

Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.

i.e.

"Josh, turn down the t.v., I can't hear American Idol!"

*turns t.v. up*

*Josh turns t.v. up as well*

"Uh-oh, you just started a volume war."

by IcedAngel337 July 28, 2009

Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

by LordHookie April 13, 2022