vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

by nochilliam November 6, 2022

Vegan Lib Gender

A gender identity that is strongly attached to vegan liberals

Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender. His pronouns are he/they/lib. Taylor swift is not vegan Lib gender

by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021

Vegan

When you stand up and appreciate a warm breeze

"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Vegan

An absoloute fuckwit who dehumanises other humans for taking the more natural nutritious diet.

Vegan Gains is a veganist psychopath.

by Nonsoyboy November 10, 2019

vegan

person with green hair

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?

by dzadddy December 8, 2020

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Veganizer

inspiring beautiful sexy vegan

She became a veganizer after learning about sexy vegan and the fruitfulness behind the religion of veganity

by LilyCollin'sTwin June 11, 2018