When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.
by A proud Jew April 24, 2018
Get the vegan beefmug. A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.
"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."
by Ali Sea June 8, 2018
Get the Spiritual Veganmug. I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!
by boom_infinite May 7, 2022
Get the Imperfect Veganmug. Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
Get the salad veganmug. 
You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.
1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
Get the veganmug. The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.
by Rrrrect January 11, 2015
Get the Hippy Veganmug.