Simi Valley

A safe city that is relatively nice to live in, other than dipshit teenagers, but that's a given for most cities.

Guy 1: "Dude Simi Valley sucks!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not Santa Monica"

by Ventura County Resident January 20, 2022

Wayne Valley High School

Place where boy shit in the new wing…. life was ruined

You hear about the kid that shit himself… that was at Wayne Valley High School!

by poopypantspeter123 December 22, 2021

Mingya Valley Masshole

A ritual normally performed by fantasy sports players in the greater Boston area where trades are proposed featuring big time athletes in exchange for Injured, Minor league, or otherwise irrelevant players. The player is a mass hole by firmly believing that the trades are fair and should generally be accepted.

Hey I’ll trade you Bobby Dalbec for Vladimir Guerrero Jr and a 3rd round pick. Hey you’re really being a Mingya Valley Masshole, don’t insult me

by MingyaPangiHasNoDraftPicksBud May 12, 2022

Long Valley

A town in Washington township, Morris County, NJ. In the middle of NO WHERE. No one has to my knowledge ever actually called it the "Big LV." If they have, they were probably from LV, and trying to make it seem cool. You kive in wither "the mountain" or "the valley."Long Valley is isolated from the real world. Minorities are basically non- existent here , There are too many white people. Not enough diversity. There are a lot of really nice cars. If you live here you go to West Morris High School Central. Basically a bunch of people who arent actually cool enough to be anything other than preppy, but pretend to be emo/ scene. there is a group of people who actually are the way they dress. Preppy people wear converse...and Uggs. yuck. There is a decent amount of drug use, but that because there is nothing better to do.

Its dull.

#1:I live in Long valley!
#2:Wheres that?

by Missymanic June 20, 2009

Happy Valley

The sweetest dorm on Marlboro College Campus that is continually trashed and eroding. Frequented by belligerency and tripping kids. In the past, it has had an opium den, prostitution rings, surrogate mothers, avid hula-hoopers, muff-diving competition and more than enough LSD. Often questions if motherfucker is a compound word. Dirty panties are also sold here. Also referred to as HPV.

"Happy Valley is on a lot of druuugsssss."-Sweetest RA ever
"I am currently not on fire"-Resident
"I'm sober, let's go the Valley and get fucked up".
"Is that that a tree on the roof of HPV?"

by HPV6 February 1, 2009

Blue Valley Southwest

Either Hicks or Rich white kids. AMAZING at soccer (Luke).

Those kids at Blue Valley Southwest are gay

by hooplahdeedahh November 8, 2018

ohio valley

I small quarantined area the military uses to experiment with racial recognition of the personality of ones self. After the experiment went wrong it left the area with a large quantity of confused white kids believing they were black. This area known has the Ohio Valley has been removed from all maps and its existance is unspoken of to all who know.

Dont ever drive through the Ohio Valley, its full of ghettos and hoods, those kids are hard core.

by afroman July 14, 2003